Brecklyn: (at 5 years old): "Mom is there more than one Jesus?" Me: "No honey, just one." Brecklyn: "Well how does he live in all the temples and churches?" Me: ..........(thinking how to explain that one!) "Well, sweetie, his spirit resides there, but not his body."
Brecklyn: (at 5 years old): "Mom, is Grayson gonna have clothes on when he's born?" Me: "No, babies all come out naked." Brecklyn: (blushing and putting her hand over her mouth) "Ewe!"
Brecklyn: (at 4 years old; We went to Walmart to check out toys for her birthday and when she saw all the princess and Barbie stuff she said this): "I just want to sleep here."
Brecklyn: (at 4 years old; She had gotten into my perfume and when I asked her why she wore so much perfume she said this): "So that all the boys say mmm, mmm, mmm."
Brecklyn: (at 4 years old; On Christmas morning she whispered this): "Mom, it's Christmas". Me: "Oh, it IS Christmas. Did Santa come?" Brecklyn: "I don't know. I didn't hear him say 'ho, ho ho.'"
Brecklyn: (at 4 years old; While eating soup): "Mom, do they put water in soup"? Me: "Yup" Brecklyn: "Oh, that's the trick!"
Brecklyn: (at 4 years old; After I had been complaining about a school bus driving sooooo slow in front of me): "He probably drives slow because he's a grandpa."
Brecklyn: (at 4 years old; While listening to music in the car): "Turn it up really loud, mom, so that other cars can hear it."
