Tyson: (at 8 years old): "Mom, there's like 4 girls in my class and probably 12 in the whole 3rd grade who like me" Me: "Why do you think so many girls like you?" Tyson: "Because I'm hot" (so matter of fact, like I should have known that, duh!).
Tyson: (at 8 years old; Sounding disappointed): "Mom, I guess I'm gonna have to go to the University of Utah." Me: "Why?" Tyson: "Because they don't have a medical school at BYU."
Tyson: (at 3 years old): I had just gotten out of the shower and he walked in on me NAKED. He ran away and later came back and said this): "Mom, I saw your balls and well, they sog."
